Having a birthday is always something which everybody among us loves and not only the person but the people who live in our life also love this day as they love us and want to be a part of everything which we go through. However, there are always some friends who love to have fun out of everything which we do and if you are also one of them and want to make your friend’s birthday a bit more exciting, then why not to wish him with some of the most funny birthday wishes?
Funny Birthday wishes for male
Well, the thing here is that people love wishes which are honest and which are fun. Nobody like a copied long paragraphed meme or wish which carries no meaning and is not on the point. So, if you are planning to hunch your wishes this time and make the birthday of your friend a special one, then all you have to do is just mend such a wish which you will love and you believe your friend will love too.
And out of all the things, if you are not able to find these wishes, then we have the perfect funny birthday wishes for friends and if you are having trouble in sharing, copy it or keep these in your mind and wish it to your friend by either sending a text, saying it on face or even writing on his birthday cake. So, let us begin and share such funny wishes on birthday with you:
Best Funny Happy Birthday Wishes
For your birthday, I wanted to give you something which is both funny as well as charming, but then I realized that I already have you in my life, so I don’t need anything else. Hope you would be always there for me.
So it’s your birthday. I hope I didn’t miss a single part of it because you see, I am never going it let it go smoothly, so if goes on smoothly, trust me, I am not there. xD I am kidding. I wish you all the success in life and all the happiness which you deserve friend.
You know what’s the happiest part in my life when your birthday comes? Apparently, it is the cake which even though I buy for you, still I am the one who ends up eating the most part of it. So, anyway if you are expecting a full cake from me, you better have two birthdays a single time.
You know why it is the perfect day when it is your birthday? It’s because I get to come there and see some cute girls which I would really love going on a date with. So, you my friend, are helping me a lot there. May you have dozens of these birthdays every year so that I could catch up with those girls.
I know I was bad at history and all those boring history classes were a big headache for me. You know how bad I am at remembering things and if you expect me to remember everything, then you might be wrong and same might have been the case with your birthday, but since you already are quite good and have invited me on your birthday, that was the only way for me to know and remember. I am not a bad friend, it’s just that I suck at remembering.
funny birthday wishes for family
I am jealous of you. You know why? Because I posted a pic with you on my Facebook timeline on your birthday but all my girl friends started to like your pic more and ended up having a crush on you. I believe we are even and now; you don’t need a gift. At least I will be there now eating free food now on your birthday.
You know that there is no better chef than you and if it wasn’t for your birthday, I would have forced you to cook today because I remember the last time you cooked that barbeque and I would really love to enjoy it again. What about tomorrow? Let’s do it tomorrow, till then, enjoy your birthday cake.
Dear friend I have always wondered why we have been friends for so long, did you ever wonder it? Well, I think the main reason is that you and I, we both know a lot of secrets about each other, and I guess that is something which will never let us fight with each other. And just in case, I would be writing a secret on your birthday cake, the next time you fight with me.
You know what is the irony? Well, I have prepared your birthday cake and soon after that, I have called the fire department just for you so that they can blow off the candles which are there on the cake. Trust me, it is nothing, I would love to do even more for you like these things.
funny birthday wishes for friend
I love your presence so much that I can kidnap you forever and right after that, ask for money from your parents and with that money, I want to buy us a lot of food and enjoy a lot. I love your attitude and I love your style and personality. I wish you all the happiness and love in the world and wish you success on your birthday.
Actually I couldn’t buy a worthy gift for you today on your birthday and apparently, you might be wondering why, right? Well, I was finding something quite beautiful, elegant, charming, wonderful and fit in every kind of quality which you would wish, but apparently you see, I won’t fit into the envelope. So my friend, give me free food and thank the creator that he has bestowed you with a person like me in your life.
You know how lazy I am and so, I won’t be doing crazy things like spreading and throwing cake on your face in the party. I have rather planted a bomb in the cake so that it bursts and all the cake sticks to your face. Oh boy, am I kidding? No! Happy birthday to you anyway.
funny birthday wishes for best friend female
They say have such friends which have brains to give you good solutions and help you in difficult times. Well, with you the case is opposite. You have always put me in difficult situations, but still I love you because you are the one with whom I love to do these things. Happy birthday my dear friend.
I thought of singing “Happy Birthday to you” song on your birthday but then I realized that it is a birthday party, not a funeral. Apparently, I don’t want people to hear my voice and die at that very time. I love you and wish you a very happy birthday brother.
Trust me, I spent a hell of my time on the internet, on eBay and everywhere, even in the markets where I was looking for the best birthday present for you. I actually wanted something charming and funny for you on your birthday, but then I actually realized that you have me in your life, so you don’t need anything as such. So my friend, give me free food and thank the creator that he has bestowed you with a person like me in your life.
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